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The Mighty Blogs of AhrimanThorn

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Do you wish you were a Super User or do you want to know how to correctly identify a Super User in the wild? Maybe you don’t like Super Users and you want to go on a murderous rampage brutally hunting them down and dispatching them while they cower in fear where you have trapped them on their profile pages? If any of these things are true then this is the blog for you.
Click it ------------> The Super Blog

Come inside and see the man chimp, be astounded as your ability to reason is tested and your very senses deceived by the awesome power of the obfuscation machine.
Click it ------------> Are You Human? Prove it!

Do you like huge alien battle robots with flashing eyes and deadly butt missiles? Me as well, but this blog is about something completely different.
Click it ------------> Please Don’t Eat My Face Mr Othersaur

It’s called Shaved. Come on what else could it be about? Don’t worry, if you delete your browsing history after viewing no one will know what you have been looking at.
Click it ------------> Shaved

So you want to get to know who AhrimanThorn really is but have always been too shy to approach him. His habit of talking about himself in the third person has made you wary and the overpowering and heady scent of his masculinity frightens you a little. Don’t worry; you can get a rare glimpse of this complex and sometimes tortured soul by reading this fascinating and insightful blog.
Click it ------------> A Late (But Nevertheless Epic) Introduction (The Thorn Chronicles Pt 1)

You like cake and you think zombies are cool, well you have come to the right place. I know you are probably stunned right now that you have found a place that caters to your strange little fantasies but don’t deny yourself any longer, you can have it all in this blog.
Click it ------------> Sponge Cake & Zombies (The Thorn Chronicles Pt 2)

We watched in horror as the darkness took KAT from us, and all was lost and made silent save the sounds of our cries of anguish.
Click it ------------> The Night of Great Woe

I will never forget Mervin Beach, he was a man whose name will live forever. People like Malcolm Leach are stars who shine brightly in the sky and remind us all of how important we each are. Read on my friends and find out just what did happen to my very dear and completely unforgettable friend Mandy Teach.
Click it ------------> The Tragic Tale of Melvin Peach (The Thorn Chronicles Pt 3)

The asking of the daily blog question is an honour that is bestowed upon only the most worthy so it was inevitable that one day I would be chosen to perform this most momentous of tasks. Do you dare attempt one of the daily questions set by Mr Thorn? Or will you be put off by his almost legendary ability to peer into the darkest recesses of your troubled mind by using real words to cunningly disguise his intent to get to know the real you? (Missing numbered blogs have been done by Lady Mas)
Click it ------------>Question 209, Question 272, Question 273, Question 274, Question 281, Question 282, Question 283, Question 284, Question 285, Question 287, Question 288, Question 289, Question 290, Question 291, Question 292, Question 293, Question 294, Question 296, Question 297, Question 301, Question 306, Question 333, Question 336, Question 341, Question 358

We all know AhrimanThorn is totally awesome and gets all the girls but did you know he also likes to take photos of things? No of course you didn’t because you were too busy admiring his bronzed rippling muscled body. Well wipe away the saliva from the corner of your mouth and look at something pretty for a change, because it just might broaden your mind, it probably won’t but it’s worth a shot.
Click it ------------> Painting With Light or Pretty Things

A tale of deer named after serial killers and little orphan children who may or may not have turned out to be zombies and of a girl named Kristen15.46K . A truly inspiring Christmas tale for the modern era.
Click it ------------> Ahriman & Kushina's Christmas Special

The ultimate Thorn Chronicles adventure. A story so big it had to be split into two parts and even then the awsometre was unable to keep up and broke one of its main flangelators. The tale of a man and a woman, of high passion and an artefact capable of raising a zombie army. You will hear about a person so sexy that it will make your under giblets tingle, and you will also hear about a smoking hot babe called Lilly.
Click it ------------>The Thorn Chronicles: Lilly
Click it ------------>The Thorn Chronicles: Lilly Part 2

What would you do if you had a chance to sit down and listen to a genuine lothario of love sharing his sage words of wisdom about that most enigmatic of creatures, the woman? Probably be willing to pay a little bit of money to attend such a lecture or maybe offer him a really large slice of chocolate cake. (I do love cake)
For the low low price of free, am going to share with you a few secrets that will change your life forever and turn you from a trembling and hesitant nerd into a man who brings out unbridled passion and desire in every women you meet.
Click it ------------>Girls

The story of one man's rise from Super User to Moderator. Read about the epic battle he fought to be recognised. Find out just what does go on behind the scenes here at KAT by seeing some of the secret tools Mods have at their disposal. Marvel at our heroes persistence in pursuit of his destiny against almost insurmountable odds. You'll laugh, you'll cry and hold your breath and ultimately fall into a sleep induced coma before the end.
Click it ------------>Mod Secrets

Tragedy strikes! A once great man brought low by the insidious and ever present existence of that thing we know as "The real world"
All Ahriman ever wanted was to be a Moderator so he could take advantage of people help people. He wanted to be able to use his power to get girls make things better for the little people. (I don't mean dwarves, I mean the ordinary users...and of course dwarves and pixies)
Now though this proud and noble man must step down and give up his power and in this blog you found out why. (Have a hanky ready because this one is sure to make you weep uncontrollably, never fear though, I am still here and my manly chest is here for you to lay your head upon when things get too much)
Click it ------------>UnMODified

Please take note. If you post images or a generic greeting on my wall that you have also posted on countless other peoples walls I will delete them. In short, GO AWAY AND SPAM OTHER PEOPLES WALLS!

Thank you, this has been a public service announcement brought to you from Thorn Industries©

PS. I will also put a curse on your undergiblets

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T-RBX197 • 28 February 2015, 10:54 Show comment
Is your name really Ahriman, or are you a fan of Aveyond series?
DamnTheWorld3398 • 28 February 2015, 10:26 Show comment
Bayfia22.68K • 28 February 2015, 00:35 Show comment

Hello dear friend!
AhrimanThorn28.73K • 28 February 2015, 00:40 Show comment
I'm sure that angel is giving me a "come hither" look. (I'm probably going to hell aren't I)lol
MG.13.56K • 03 March 2015, 04:01 Show comment
If you look at her long enough she winks, so yes! wink

DamnTheWorld3398 • 23 February 2015, 16:21 Show comment
DawnStar15.23K • 20 February 2015, 02:43 Show comment
Just dropping in to say

AhrimanThorn28.73K • 28 February 2015, 00:38 Show comment
Very happy to see you get VUL and to be able to blog Dawn. I haven't logged in here in a while but I have been reading your blogs and they are excellent.loveliness

zombie_rox136.32K • 14 February 2015, 20:05 Show comment
Happy Valentine's Day
mischaone3597 • 14 February 2015, 05:57 Show comment
happy valentine's to all my friends around the world !!
AhrimanThorn28.73K • 14 February 2015, 14:45 Show comment
Happy VD to you as well. Takes on a whole new meaning doesn't it when you abbreviate it like that.lol
condoghost5724 • 14 February 2015, 21:31 Show comment
Ha-ha that's a party cracker thump_up

VTS71.8K • 30 January 2015, 03:49 Show comment


I see your hobo ass floating in and out with nary a PM, guess my attorney scared you off finally! fingerswearthumb_dwn

COME AT ME punch

Or just...maybe I sincerely miss you and like having you around man...cryshytitter
AhrimanThorn28.73K • 31 January 2015, 19:31 Show comment
You have to remember Vic, I'm a truly terrible person, maybe even a failed human being. To make up for it though I'll send you some photos of my junk....Damnit you see! I just naturally gravitate to doing awful things.

That is a seriously big fucking turtle. I'd love to see a gif of it breaking through the glass and actually slapping that kid down to the ground and then humping the shit out of him. (See, bad person with bad thoughts)lol
VTS71.8K • 31 January 2015, 20:01 Show comment
That's just...seriously fucked up, man. (shakes head sadly) dizzy
AhrimanThorn28.73K • 31 January 2015, 20:16 Show comment
Yeah I really outdid myself there didn't I.lol
muscleman_rox13.84K • 06 February 2015, 18:13 Show comment

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