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What The Hell Happened To You

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One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him: "Tell me what happened to your back..."
The patient replies: "Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning I go to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bed room. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry,.. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy... That is how I strained my back....!!!"
Later that day, a second patient arrives as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said: "My previous patient looked bad,.... But you look terrible..... What the hell happened to you....??"
He replied: "You know I have been unemployed for a while now...., today was the first day at my new job..... I forgot to set my alarm and I was late,..... I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, I was hit by a fridge! I don't know how and where from this fridge fall on me...!!!"
Before closing hours, the third patient comes
He looks like he was punished in hell The doctor is shocked.
He asked: "What is the hell happened to you....??"
The patient replies:
Well, It started like this: "I was in a fridge..." :D rofl...

Top Comments

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Pick_n_Roll21.08K • 07 Aug 2012, 14:03
lol that's damn funnytitter
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Phoenix4ever9989 • 07 Aug 2012, 13:31
loltitter New job cost him much lol
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jazz_singh16.58K • 07 Aug 2012, 14:08
LMAO!!! He's the man on the fridgelollol
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ravi22.28K • 08 August 2012, 13:44 Show comment
This was fun..!loltittertongue..good work jd!smile
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zedwithzee1022 • 08 August 2012, 13:24 Show comment
hahahah got what he deserved, justice is sweet lol, too bad the fridge's electric cord didn't "accidentally" wrap around the cheating wife's legs as well, poor late guy though lol
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Taunchi2989 • 08 August 2012, 12:27 Show comment
ahahaha! Fantastic! =D I really enjoyed this one.
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sookiKat31.14K • 08 August 2012, 05:36 Show comment
the funniest joke ever lollollol
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Cosa_Nastra512 • 07 August 2012, 21:03 Show comment
Hahahha brilliant!
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DonEgypt2154 • 07 August 2012, 20:39 Show comment
Ahahaha!! Good stuff!
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DonEgypt2154 • 07 August 2012, 20:38 Show comment
Ahahaha!!! Good stuff.
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Yoshi420x2059 • 07 August 2012, 20:31 Show comment
lol
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