Granted - your wish is misheard and you end up with a bowl full of Gator Ass.
Wish I had a 100 inch HDTV with a next gen xbox console and voice connectivity
Wish granted - you suddenly develop a giant hairy hump on your back, facial warts, elephantiasis of the hands and are now an circus attraction for the Awesome World of Freaks.
I wish I could find the perfect job
I've been keeping an eye on this thread and taking a look at your work progress as the requests keep coming in I can see how your skills have evolved and taken a great shape. Keep up the excellent work bro!