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• 03 November 2013, 19:14
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• 25 October 2013, 17:36
A brand new store has just opened that sells Husbands. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates :
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE ! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads :
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
"That's nice", she thinks,"but i want more." So she continues upward.
The 3rd floor sign reads :
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor where the sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but goes to the 6th floor where the sign reads :
Floor 6 : You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as a proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a "New Wives store" just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that listen to men.
The 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men.
• 12 October 2013, 15:09
• 09 October 2013, 21:35
Harry and Ron walk into a Super Market.
Harry steals 3 chocolate bars and puts them in his pocket. While leaving the store he talks to Ron and says, "Did you see that ? I stole three chocolate bars.
Nobody saw me. So that’s magic and I am a magician,"
Ron said, "Lets go back to the store, I am gonna show you who the real magician is."
They went back to the supermarket and Ron said to the cashier, "You want to see a magic trick ?"
The cashier said “Yes, Show Me Sir"
Ron : "Hand me a chocolate bar."
He ate it.
Ron : "Hand me another one."
He ate that too.
Ron : "Hand me one more."
He ate the third one too.
Cashier : "But sir where's the magic ?"
Ron : “Check Harry's pockets and you will find all three chocolate bars.”
• 05 October 2013, 23:33
• 24 September 2013, 01:18
Two Women chatting in office.
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours ?
Woman 2: It was a disaster.. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep. How was yours ?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour.. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: How was your evening ?
Husband 2: Great... I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. What about you ?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that i didn't had money left for a cab. We walked home which took an hour and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house !!
Moral: Presentation does matter... No matter what the reality is !!!
• 04 September 2013, 01:00
thanks for the ADD!!!
• 04 September 2013, 19:16
thnak you to acc
• 03 September 2013, 23:18
Thanks for the add!
• 04 September 2013, 19:15
thank u to acc
• 03 September 2013, 19:40
thanks for the invitation!
• 03 September 2013, 19:44
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