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replies: 6If I read The Walking Dead books, how much will it ruin the TV show for me? go to this post
Is there alot of similarities or only a bit? Would it be one big spoiler?
(Coz I'm really hanging to read them!!)
That's ok. Thankyou for your help anyway.
Rachel Bo - Branded (strong bdsm theme)
Kirsten Saell - Bound By Steel (paranormal)
Hate Hill - Huntress (ff paranormal)
Rachel Clark - Accidental Love for Three
Rachel Clark - No Use By Date for Love
^ these are some of the ff/ffm books that I have found.. ffm is much harder to find than mmf. If you find any good ffm authors I would appreciate a message back. Particularly if they include a strong bdsm or paranormal theme.
Thanks heaps, R41N3!!
I'll check them out and if I find anything else, I'll definately let you know.
Thanks for getting back to me :-)
I'm going to get some of the menage books for my wife that you have to offer.
As for authors for FFM, I have no idea. I only just started reading this stuff because she was reading HEAPS of it and I had to find out what was so appealing. I'm actually reading the His Submissive series right now LMFAO!!!
I'll have to go through your list slowly and see what I can find, but if you can think of anything, I'd appreciate it heaps.
What have you got along the lines of F,F,M? Coz I'd read that!!!
Edit with wordpad.
Thought that might be the only option. Time consuming but it works...
Is there a way (apart from manually editing the srt file to get just one lot of subs up? Eg: If it is pretty much an english language movie but has some parts in chinese (think Safe)can you automatically remove just the english subs, because the movie itself is in english.
I'm gunna guess 'no'...
replies: 6874Plz request ebooks and audio books here. V3 go to this post
BDSM Basics for Beginners - A Guide for Dominants and Submissives Starting to Explore the Lifestyle. By Michelle Fegatofi.
Please, if you can, I would really appreciate it.
I'll keep this as clean as I can. I HAD to find out what the appeal/hype was about all these mummy porn books that chicks are reading these days.
I suffered through segments of the first Grey book and then read some of the other lesser known ones that are written by females.
So, I have learnt that:
No-one is average looking. (seriously, look around you. Isn't EVERONE just perfect?)
All the guys are tall, dark and so, so handsome. (see above)
It doesn't matter how much a guy loves the woman and cares for her, if he isn't at least a multi-millionaire, he's not good enough. (so don't ever tell that "He can make me laugh" is the top thing a woman wants in those trashy surveys ever again)
All the guys are endowed like horses. (5.57 inches is the real average length - so aren't you just the luckiest girl in the world to keep finding dudes like Peter North?)
The men can 'go a round' and within SECONDS, they are 'full' again and are able to satisfy each orifice of the female in turn with just a few seconds break, exploding each time. (go read some biology)
All the fellas have massive chests, giant, round shoulders AND of course a well defined six pack. (and the 'little missus' really doesn't mind all the time he spends on himself, do they? I'm an ex bodybuilder, I know what's involved and how much it pissed my wife off)
No-one ever has safe sex. (coz there's no such thing as STDs - it's all a conspiracy)
If there are two or more males involved, when one guy 'finishes' inside of her, the other doesn't even care that he is now being lubed up by the previous occupants, ahem, protein. (yeah, i like the feel of someone else's man juice on my dong as much as the next guy, said no hetro male EVER!!)
The women refer to their box as 'their sex'. (sex is something you do, not a part of your body)
Hardly anyone is considerate enough to use lube for 'parking in the rear'. (try it out sometime - they love it, especially with no warning)
If there are two women, they never seem to get jealous of the other. (having actually been in relationships like that, my women will tell you otherwise)
If there is a break up, they always get back together again. (coz there's nothing like making the same mistake twice!)
Women always bite their lower lip. (no, I bite their lower lip)
Men always thumb said lip. (yes, if there is left over food stuck to it)
The guy still has all the time in the world, at the drop of a dime, despite having to run a gigantic corporation so he continues to be a billionaire, go to the gym to keep his perfect sculpted body, eat right and get plenty of sleep. And he still has to shag her. He must live somewhere where there are more than 24 hrs in a day. (and unfortunately in reality, he's going to look like Rupert Murdoch or Donald Trump so i suggest doing it in the dark on a mattress stuffed with $100 bills)
All women like swallowing. (watch your average pornstar. a lot of them you see are trying not to gag. sexy)
Women climax just by being felt over the panties or having a nipple tweaked. (oh, if only, huh fellas???)
It doesn't matter if she has a period. (apart from the fact she feels like shit and wants to destroy anything in her path with death rays from her eyes)
No-one says "Holy cow". It just sounds dumb. (except Batman's sidekick, Robin)
Women love to be dominated in every aspect of their lives and told what to do. (i tried that once. took me three weeks before i got the vision back in my left eye)
They also think nothing of signing a contract giving themselves up entirely. (i tried that once. took me three weeks to get the vision back in my right eye)
Women don't really mind being stalked. (cops seem to frown on it though)
BTW, my wife LOVES these books even though she admits they are so far fetched it's not funny.
And if you are dating someone who says that they aren't reading them for the sex, tear out those pages and see what happens LMAO!!
And before some flaming begins, our sexlife is great and we have a locked metal box with some fun items in there. So please, don't call us vanilla.