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Random quotes from The Simpsons!
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16 July 2012, 11:59 (1 year ago)
When I'm around my brother most of our conversations consist of quotes from The Simpsons somehow relating to whatever else we're doing/talking about. The show has pretty much turned to crap now, I don't watch anything after season 9.
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"How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name? We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom. Beep. Honk. Honk. Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze."
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19 July 2012, 09:32 (1 year ago)
I like it when Homer was complaining about when the kids were little and were nosiy and would wake during the night, Marge said but you never once got up for them, that was all me, and Homer says ''yeah, but i had to hear about it '' I laughed so hard I cried.
19 July 2012, 09:33 (1 year ago)
Lisa:can i get you a beer dad?
Bart:no i want to get you a beer
Homer:you both can get me a beer
19 July 2012, 09:39 (1 year ago)
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? Homer.
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