So most of you will remember the "Bread tie" incident that i posted on here, and where my other half went beserk with me because i cleaned up after making myself a sandwich, but forgot to put the bread tie back on the bread bag. Well, i just want to share this with you, and i`m wondering why me??
Our daughter came to visit over the Easter weekend, (great,more women in the house !!!).
Firstly, to start her off in a bad mood, she walks in and asks, "Can i use the bathroom"??. Me, not meaning to be a wise guy, said, "Unless you want to stand there all day and hold it, course you can". She gave me that "woman look", and i could feel something burning into my head. Next thing i know, she comes out of the bathroom, walks PAST !!! her mother, comes into where i am sitting, and asks, "Dad, did you put the toilet paper on the roll in the bathroom ?". As it was me, and didn`t feel any guilt, i said "yes i did". "Why can men ever put toilet paper on the holder the right way ?', was what i heard next. I looked at her, innocently, and said, "it is on right". "No it`s not, Emma ( my daughter) said. "Huh", i wondered, and before i had chance to ask, she said, "the paper is supposed to roll from the inside, not the outside". Realizing what she was talking about, i let it go, until all of a sudden, mother was standing next to her and said, "did your dad do that again ?. I`m tired of always switching that roll around when your father replaces it".
I kept my mouth shut, got up, went to the garage, and stayed there, quietly !!!!
Sheesh, women lol

sounds like an interesting weekend with the family

lol! I didnt realize there was a proper way to put the toilet paper roll on. They should be happy you put it on, everyone in my house just puts it on top of the holder, drives me crazy!

its a vasectomy for you mate - cant let those bad toilet maintenance genes propagate any further. euthanasia may be the kindest option. i leave the tap running when i brush my teeth - this also is punishable

come on man why you get upset on such little thing .there are many bigger things than toilet paper to get upset

If i keep looking at "thebig40in2009"image any longer, (and yeah, getting caught doing it), trust me mate, vasectomy will be next, and it will be homemade lol.

ill do it for you

I have to agree with you, you should always have the roll dispensing from the outside.
Your stories crack me up UnionnotJack, keep em coming .

i always thought it was rolled from the outside... that way i dont scrape my knuckles on the wall grabbing it

Stand your ground lad, you will get the rest of us a bad name.