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Smart Blonde

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A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man.

He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don't know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars."

"I really don't want to do this. I just want to take a nap."

"Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game.

"Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs and comes back down with four?".

The young man, determined not to lose, gets out his laptop and searches all over the internet for an answered. Flustered and confused, the young man hand the blonde five hundred dollars.

After a few hours, the young man was itching to know the answer to the question."What was the answer to the riddle?" the blonde woman reached into her purse and handed the young man a five dollar bill.

Top Comments

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..X..5060 • 21 Jul 2012, 16:37
ok...the man is a big loser....tittertittertitter
and blondes are not that dumb as much people predicted...
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BexMan3100 • 21 Jul 2012, 11:11
Think 3 legged race: 2 people go up with their legs tied together (hence 3 legs) get to the top (finish line) where they now untie them and walk back down.
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Mr.Kipling1678 • 21 Jul 2012, 18:29
My mom is a blonde so i love telling her blonde jokes. The problem is she has better ones, the kind that would make a sailor blush. I remember the first one she told me I'm still in awe.

All Comments

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xbt5390 • 08 August 2012, 10:06 Show comment
haha! XD
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tchorbus2359 • 22 July 2012, 12:00 Show comment
tittertitterdon't tell my wife I laughedlollol
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Phoenix4ever8582 • 22 July 2012, 03:18 Show comment
titterlol
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gamerdude692783 • 22 July 2012, 02:11 Show comment
Hahahahah
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Shunka12501 • 22 July 2012, 01:45 Show comment
Bwahhaaahaahaahaa
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WhItE_BeArD11863 • 21 July 2012, 22:26 Show comment
smilesmilesmilesmile
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Mr.Kipling1678 • 21 July 2012, 21:12 Show comment
Here's one for ya. What do a 747 and a bleach blonde have in common?
That little black box.
What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone has been on a 747.
What is the mating call of a blonde?
I think I'm drunk.
Mating call of a brunette?
Is that damn blonde gone yet?
Mating call of a redhead?
NEXT!
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Pick_n_Roll20422 • 22 July 2012, 02:20 Show comment
lol
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Mr.Kipling1678 • 21 July 2012, 18:29 Show comment
My mom is a blonde so i love telling her blonde jokes. The problem is she has better ones, the kind that would make a sailor blush. I remember the first one she told me I'm still in awe.
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Nekko400 • 21 July 2012, 17:39 Show comment
Ah, this is classic funny.
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L3GeNd_200010729 • 21 July 2012, 17:07 Show comment
loltittertitter
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