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Sherlock Holmes Camping Trip....

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
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Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
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Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
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Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
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Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
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Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!

Top Comments

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dunky769678 • 20 Jul 2012, 14:40
It was the butler.
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dunky769678 • 20 Jul 2012, 15:01
Classic big g.
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sookikats22.37K • 20 Jul 2012, 14:20
that's hilarious titter

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SirSeedsAlot89.14K • 20 July 2012, 17:04 Show comment
they were camping in chicago
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Pick_n_Roll20.9K • 20 July 2012, 17:30 Show comment
How'd ya know?? Did you stole the tent?? :p
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ravi21.76K • 20 July 2012, 16:32 Show comment
wow nice hilarious blog!..hehe..loltittertongue
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Pick_n_Roll20.9K • 20 July 2012, 17:32 Show comment
thanks pal ;)
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dunky769678 • 20 July 2012, 14:40 Show comment
It was the butler.
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G64.152.06K • 20 July 2012, 13:11 Show comment
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sookikats22.37K • 20 July 2012, 14:20 Show comment
that's hilarious titter
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dunky769678 • 20 July 2012, 15:01 Show comment
Classic big g.
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DominicS4561 • 20 July 2012, 16:08 Show comment
groan, that's all I have to say is groan. lol lol
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Pick_n_Roll20.9K • 20 July 2012, 17:33 Show comment
lol, maybe this happened the following morning :p
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kanada6187 • 20 July 2012, 21:25 Show comment
that's the best thing i've read in a long time
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Dee0101887 • 20 July 2012, 11:58 Show comment
LMAOlol
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Phoenix4ever9552 • 20 July 2012, 10:53 Show comment
titter once again logical Sherlock solved the case lol
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Pick_n_Roll20.9K • 20 July 2012, 10:25 Show comment
last blog of mine for today :)
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