posted 29 Jul 2012, 11:18
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be £10.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be £32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right.Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.."
posted 26 Jul 2012, 15:03
When i was growing up my gran (Dads Mum) was a bit of a medium ,and to be honest i never saw much of her ,but when i did she scared the life out of me ,both she and my grandad went to spiritual meetings at this little church where they would try and speak to the dead ,they also went to these big events in Blackpool where ghosts were summoned up ,let me tell you those stories to a kid were scary they actually saw ghosts they said .▼63 comments
They also had this weegie board gadget,with letters on it .. you sat around the table and they would say..." is there anybody there" i don't know whether they pushed the thing themselves or not but it would move and spell out words and give this Prophecy that you would walk under a bus or something bad like this .
I love scarey movies ,but i don't really believe in ghosts ..Do you ??
posted 20 Jul 2012, 14:17
I'm a huge fan of this series and wondered if anyone else felt the same way as myself ,who is your favorite character ??..
My favorite female Character is " Daenerys Targaryen " played by Emilia Clarke.
My favorite Male character is "Tyrion Lannister" played by Peter Dinklage.
Series 3 is said to be coming in February or March 2013 !! I cant wait to watch ...
Diana Rigg of the classic British series "The Avengers" joins "Game of Thrones" as Lady Olenna Tyrell, "The Queen of Thorns." She is the grandmother of the aristocrats Loras and Margaery Tyrell and the matriarch of the powerful Tyrell clan.