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Top 10 Lies Women Tell Their Men

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1) You are right
2) You are perfect
3) Nothing is wrong
4) I love sports
5) I like your friends
6) I like your family
7) Money doesn't matter
8) You are good in bed
9) It doesn't bother me when you look at other women
10) Don't worry it happens to everyone

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Funny stuff haha I am surprised "size doesn;t matter" isn;t on the list...

Kittens lie too..

Who mees? Mees not know what happened to dat tuna mees was napping all day...

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F.U.B.A.R7124 • 21 Aug 2012, 13:13
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is so so so funny SirSeedsAlot81769 loooool so I found this and it's top 10 men's lies
1. “I don’t have a girlfriend/wife.” Oh, yeah? Well, you sure look like you do.
2. “I’m not drunk.” Dude, we can smell the PBRs on your breath from here. Give us a break. ‘Fess up to your booze fest.
3. “I’m not looking for a relationship right now.” Translation: “I’m not looking for a relationship with YOU right now.” That’s OK. We’re on to the next one.
4. “I don’t want to talk about it.” If the most common lie women tell is, “I’m fine,” the male version is, “I don’t want to talk about it.” Yes, you do. In fact, you already are.
5. “I’m not interested in you just for the sextongue.” Gotcha. We should probably do stuff other than, you know, have sex. If that’s the case.
6. “I always wear a condom.” Also, Santa Claus is real. And I’m dating the Easter Bunny. And Thomas Jefferson is my BFF.
7. “I’m leaving her for you.” Quit talking about it and do it already.
8. “I’ll call you.” O RLY?
9. “I don’t think she’s that pretty.” We love it when you lie like this. Tell this lie all the time. This lie is good.
10. “I don’t watch porn.”funk No way! Me neither! Porn is terrible! Vomiting noises.
*CHIROX*5083 • 21 Aug 2012, 14:05
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
God replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
God replied: "You want two lanes or four each way on that bridge...?"
Spectre23126 • 21 Aug 2012, 12:47
Number 3:
When they say nothing is wrong they really mean everything is wrong, and you should be very, very worried

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the_reluctant_philologist1193 • 26 September 2012, 19:46 Show comment
Well, as a female, I may lie in almost anyway written on here, but NEVER will/can/might say #9 lol
Dee0101885 • 24 September 2012, 16:50 Show comment
Silent_Seeder2844 • 15 September 2012, 05:56 Show comment
Haha that is so truelol
Especially 1-10
ailidh7 • 22 August 2012, 10:02 Show comment
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SirSeedsAlot81769 • 22 August 2012, 11:28 Show comment
we say sorry when we want stuff hee hee
Taunchi2989 • 22 August 2012, 08:20 Show comment
Then God said, "Every third word from a womans mouth shall be a lie." And it was so, for Eve turned to Adam and proclaimed, "I love you."lol
luckygrrrl1060 • 22 August 2012, 05:11 Show comment
Love it!
elcoyotecojo654 • 22 August 2012, 04:18 Show comment
lolA man and his wife are at the zoo. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla. Noticing her, the gorilla starts bouncing around his cage. He jumps up on the bars and, holding on with one hand, grunts and pounds his chest.

The husband, finding this funny, suggests that his wife tease the poor primate. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would raise the dead. Then, the husband suggests that she let one of the straps to her dress fall to show a bit more skin.

She does and Mr. Gorilla nearly tears the bars down. “Now, lift your dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it at him,” says the man. She does, driving the gorilla absolutely crazy to the point at which he starts doing flips.

Then, the husband grabs his wife, throws open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.

“Now tell HIM you have a headache.”lol
zZE717 • 22 August 2012, 07:44 Show comment
ROFL lollollollol
BexMan3494 • 22 August 2012, 00:45 Show comment
She says: "It's not you, it's me."
Meaning: "Of course it's you. I'm perfect"
Jim.Lunn.52572 • 22 August 2012, 00:21 Show comment
11. Don't listen to SirSeedsAlot, he's lying.
SirSeedsAlot81769 • 22 August 2012, 09:10 Show comment
you have me confused with wrong user linkhaha
SirSeedsAlot81769 • 22 August 2012, 09:10 Show comment
you have me confused with SirLiesALOT162 haha
elcoyotecojo654 • 14 September 2012, 16:18 Show comment
Is he your other you?shocked
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