PiratMas19603

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Question 51

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Ideas
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Alot of you have ideas i am sure of it. You might even be a genius.
There have been some great ideas in the past that have made a difference in our future. Like the idea that the earth is round and not flat, what idiot thought of a flat earth!? HAHA!
Or that the sun is the center of our galaxy and not Tellus(earth)

The thing that pisses me off about ideas is that i always have the best ones when i am about to sleep, like yesterday or should i say 06;30 this morning. I had the most genius question of all time but when i woke up there was nothing to remember Grrh! Im sure you know what i am talking about when i say this.

So ladies and gentleman, the question for to day is: What kind of ideas do you get/have when you are lying in your bed waiting to sleep?

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AhrimanThorn27.13K • 17 Jun 2012, 17:27
I quite often have brilliant ideas but I keep them to myself because I don’t think the world is ready for them yet.
Here is one of my ideas that is a bit less brilliant (but still amazing obviously) It’s called the lets all just spend our time thinking of ways to be nice to Ahriman idea, and it goes a bit like this. Everyone thinks of ways to be nice to me and just puts their own lives on hold while they do it. It doesn’t have to be an actual religion. (But you can dedicate yourself if you wish) I am not selfish or vengeful I am compassionate and loving; you might even call me just. I know everyone is going to need a little bit of time off for eating and sleeping (does four hours a night seem reasonable?) Actually now I have laid it all out like this it occurs to me that this is one of my brilliant ideas after all, and most of you are probably not ready for this just yet, I should have just told you all about my idea for cheese instead.tongue
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AhrimanThorn27.13K • 17 Jun 2012, 19:42
I am touched by your willingness to show me devotion. You have started down a path that may well lead to enlightenment. (Probably not though) As for my bank account it is largely empty but I do of course offer my love to all of those who have chosen to follow me, and for those who get close enough to me to bathe in my radiant blue glow, there is also the chance to join me in nibbling on some nice strong cheese.
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PiratMas19.6K • 17 Jun 2012, 18:32
All hail Ahriman! thats what you want to hear i think :D
i think that people would price you if you give them something back, like your bank account or something. I would take it gladly and worship you my lordbiggrin

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ScubaLoo18.26K • 18 June 2012, 07:22 Show comment
I dunno....like, stuff. I guess.
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Nekko400 • 18 June 2012, 05:09 Show comment
I consider the use of Ultra-Dense Deuterium as an alternative to nuclear fuel. It's a material that is a hundred thousand times heavier than water and more dense than the core of the Sun is being produced at the University of Gothenburg, though it's difficult to create because of it's density (they can only create microscopic amounts), though they have used Deuterium Ice (frozen deuterium) in nuclear reactors as coolant in the past. Ultra-dense deuterium is a million times more dense than frozen deuterium, making it relatively easy to create a nuclear fusion reaction using high-power pulses of laser light, plus they believe that they can design the Deuterium can design the deuterium fusion such that it produces only helium and hydrogen as its products, both of which are completely non-hazardous, so no more nuclear waste, no more threats of nuclear melt-downs and cancers and birth defects! The study of Atomic and Molecular Physics is fascinating, and the ramifications of this knowledge can greatly benefit the world in which we live...
But I usually only consider this and how to apply it when I'm dozing off...
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Pick_n_Roll20.86K • 18 June 2012, 00:47 Show comment
masturbate!!!
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SirSeedsAlot87.65K • 17 June 2012, 21:31 Show comment
After some near death experiences i now start dreaming before i fall asleep. i no longer lay there and ponder things at a conscious level. The moment i close my eyes my brain starts its thing even though I am awake. When I was 90% dead, as my doctor told me i was, whenever i closed my eyes, even if riding in a car, my brain would start painting a vision of what it thought I should be seeing. I could see the environment render in about 10 seconds. I would open my eyes and be stunned at where i was because my brain convinced me that what it drew was reality.
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Stormarekilla26.18K • 17 June 2012, 19:39 Show comment
PiratMas19.6K looks cute as a cartoon.

 
So many dreams, so many ideas. Where do I begin?
Giant Pterodactyls fly and do a poo on your head giving you the best good luck.
Creating a doorway between two worlds: the fictional world and the real world. "Take the blue pill, take the red pill."
Get two girls in a room, rub baby oil all over them and then watch catfight ensue.
Legalize gay marriage on Planet Earth.
Create a faster way of traveling thru time and space. "Scotty, Beam Me Up!"
Invent and deploy a Psychic Beacon that is designed to invoke positrons in your brain, so you do good rather than bad.
Those are just a few amongst the many in the 25 years I've been alive.
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..X..5232 • 17 June 2012, 17:46 Show comment
usually i get the answers of my question...like a maths problem or probably the one which i was thinking the most during the day...
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AhrimanThorn27.13K • 17 June 2012, 17:27 Show comment
I quite often have brilliant ideas but I keep them to myself because I don’t think the world is ready for them yet.
Here is one of my ideas that is a bit less brilliant (but still amazing obviously) It’s called the lets all just spend our time thinking of ways to be nice to Ahriman idea, and it goes a bit like this. Everyone thinks of ways to be nice to me and just puts their own lives on hold while they do it. It doesn’t have to be an actual religion. (But you can dedicate yourself if you wish) I am not selfish or vengeful I am compassionate and loving; you might even call me just. I know everyone is going to need a little bit of time off for eating and sleeping (does four hours a night seem reasonable?) Actually now I have laid it all out like this it occurs to me that this is one of my brilliant ideas after all, and most of you are probably not ready for this just yet, I should have just told you all about my idea for cheese instead.tongue
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PiratMas19.6K • 17 June 2012, 18:32 Show comment
All hail Ahriman! thats what you want to hear i think :D
i think that people would price you if you give them something back, like your bank account or something. I would take it gladly and worship you my lordbiggrin
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AhrimanThorn27.13K • 17 June 2012, 19:42 Show comment
I am touched by your willingness to show me devotion. You have started down a path that may well lead to enlightenment. (Probably not though) As for my bank account it is largely empty but I do of course offer my love to all of those who have chosen to follow me, and for those who get close enough to me to bathe in my radiant blue glow, there is also the chance to join me in nibbling on some nice strong cheese.
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DominicS4548 • 17 June 2012, 23:16 Show comment
You seem obsessed with cheese, O Humble One. Being lactose intolerant, I must therefore, decline your generous invitation to join the Church of the Almighty Cheese, a.k.a AhrimanThorn. Should you decide to become more open minded and allow those of us who choose not to partake in the world of "lactadia" (it's a word...don't look it up, just trust me wink) then let me know. And remember we didn't choose to be lactose intolerant, we were born this way.titter
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AhrimanThorn27.13K • 17 June 2012, 23:43 Show comment
Lactose intolerant! You should think about having an exorcism performed on you to get the evil out; so you can let the dairy in.biggrin
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PiratMas19.6K • 18 June 2012, 02:29 Show comment
The power of Ahriman compels you!, The power of Ahriman compels you!, The power of Ahriman compels you!
i can hold the crusifix while you tie him down. HAHA!lol
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Smittech97.15K • 17 June 2012, 16:50 Show comment
I just had a brainer yesterday while I was driving. I think people should have to take a written and a driving test every 10 yrs or lose their license. These A$$holes on the road today a very unsafe (Run red lights{when it turns yellow, slow down-don't speed up}, everybody speeds{slow down}, don't know how to merge into traffic and do to many other things while driving instead of paying attention. Make them pass a test or GTFOtheRoad!!
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