Rodney Dangerfield ... Thornton Melon
Sally Kellerman ... Dr. Diane Turner

Burt Young ... Lou
Keith Gordon ... Jason Melon

Robert Downey Jr. ... Derek
Paxton Whitehead ... Dr. Phillip Barbay

Terry Farrell ... Valerie Desmond

M. Emmet Walsh ... Coach Turnbull
Adrienne Barbeau ... Vanessa

William Zabka ... Chas

Ned Beatty ... Dean David Martin
Severn Darden ... Dr. Borozini
Sam Kinison ... Professor Terguson

Robert Picardo ... Giorgio

Kurt Vonnegut Jr. ... Himself


Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college?



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